4 ways to tell I am more tired than I feel

1. When I got home last night, I tried to open the front door with my work key. (My work "key" is actually an rfid device.)

2. I then proceeded to pack my bag and go to the pool. For once, I even remembered to pack my bath pouf. What I didn't remember was my swimsuit.

3. This morning, I filled up the kettle to make some tea, put it on the stove, and then tried to turn on the flame by pressing buttons on the microwave.

4. I decided to eat cereal for lunch today. (shut up) I reached in to the fridge to get my carton of soy milk, and ended up taking out the brita pitcher instead.