Wednesday, April 4, 2007

cat

Okay, so a cat who lives in a library in Iowa is not as exciting as a marmoset or a Scottish Highland Cow, but this cat (named Dewey...aww!) is quite adorable.



Some might discern a passing resemblance to a certain ill-natured feline named Bob/Boris who graced the couches & classrooms of Green Street, Northampton, but the article about him claims that he's been living in the small town of Spencer, Iowa for the past 19 years. All I know is that Bob supposedly moved away at the beginning of last year, and all of a sudden, a year later, his doppelgänger shows up in the New York Times. Coincidence? I think not.

Also, as the article mentions, Dewey/Bob/Boris now has a book deal. Apparently this will be the next "Bridges of Madison County." I guess because they're both set in Iowa, or something.

Monday, April 2, 2007

cooking

tonight I am going to a passover seder. here is my favorite charoset recipe (from memory):

1 apple
1 lemon
.25 cups pine nuts
.5 cups walnuts
.5 cups ground almonds
.5 cups sugar
1 hard boiled egg
cinnamon to taste

chop everything that can be chopped into small pieces (a food processor works well) and mix together. oh, and obviously remove things like seeds, but leave the lemon peel.

I'm not really sure where the recipe originated. I got it from a packet on passover that included "charosets around the world" that my sunday school passed out in 2nd grade. each kid in the class made 1 recipe and then we had a big communal seder where we got to try them all. this one was "north african" and it was by far the best.

why don't I make charoset more? I guess it's not that great a topping for anything but matzah, but I could eat large quantities of it plain. in fact, I did for breakfast today.

I also made a sephardic charoset recipe out of the NYTimes. It had McIntosh apples, pecans, almonds, wine, and dried dates. I had to go to 3 different stores to find dried dates, and they cost $7 for 10 ounces! and then they were too tough to be cut up in the food processor, so I had to chop by hand. all in all, too labor intensive & expensive to justify the good, but not great final product. still I am going to heavily market this recipe tonight at dinner, because the more they eat of this, the more north african charoset for me. also, it does taste better after a night in the fridge, as my breakfast this morning confirmed.

by the way, my cousins wanted me to make challah for passover. I make fantastic challah, but I had to remind them that despite being a very jewish food, it doesn't really fit in with the whole "unleavened bread" theme of the evening.

and here's what I really wanted to make: torta divina. This tastes really really good, and it's surprisingly easy to make. (the hardest part was not spilling water when I was pouring some into the casserole dish I used as an improvised "bain marie.") The best part is that it's kosher without trying too hard. there aren't any awkward substitutions of matzoh meal or potato starch or other ingredients that are only used because the first choice is not available.

the hosting cousins have not tried this dessert yet, so they declined to have me prepare it. When I make it for my uncle's birthday in 2 weeks, they will realize that they missed out.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

marmosets

Today I pretty much only have one thing to say. marmosets are very cute.

Monday, March 26, 2007

random

link

people are so stupid.

favorite quote:
"A bunch of people come here and put peace on you. a fluffy peace thing. a fluffy children thing. you know, there's no reason for this kind of stuff. it's wrong wrong wrong."

also? the "communist" UN declaration of human rights? put together by an American.

just saying.

in happier news, Panda Poop.

oh, also Small resigned. It's about freaking time.

this post is so typically washington. there's inside the beltway political snobbery, fixation on pandas, and bitching about the Smithsonian.

Friday, March 23, 2007

feminism

So I was going to ridicule this NYT review of a show of feminist art. It starts out pretty terribly. What kind of sentence is this:
The false idea is that there really is such a thing as feminist art, as opposed to art that intentionally or by osmosis reflects or is influenced by feminist thought, of which there is plenty.


You know what I call art influenced by feminism? Feminist art. easy to say, easy to understand, very straightforward.

Anyway, I had a lot more to say on it, and of course I wanted to mention this lovely little sentence,
Study “The Dinner Party” close enough and your bra, if you’re wearing one, may spontaneously combust.

Yes. because feminists burn bras.

But slowly, throughout the review, she started to redeem herself. Don't get me wrong, I still think her writing is unclear, and she did a poor job of articulating any central idea. Still, I couldn't stay too mad, because I fell in love with her last sentence:

The word feminism will be around as long as it is necessary for women to put a name on the sense of assertiveness, confidence and equality that, unnamed, has always been granted men.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Smithsonian

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So, the Smithsonian has been in the news a lot lately.
Before the current secretary, Larry Small, got there, the Smithsonian was this sort of large, disorganized, somewhat dysfunctional nonprofit. The board of regents wanted a good fundraiser who could run the place more like a business, probably to help stem the endless seas of bureaucracy, so they hired someone from the corporate world. But, according to many people within the organization, Small has had sort of a tin ear about what practices are worth bringing over from the corporate world and which ones really harmfully dilute the entire mission of the organization. For the record, the Smithsonian was founded for the "increase and diffusion of knowledge among men." So clearly, scholarship was meant to be a big part of what the institution does. But it's been clear from the beginning that it was not one of Small's priorities. In fact, it's becoming increasingly clear that Small's priorties pretty much started and ended with providing a very nice lifestyle for himself and his cronies. But that's not what I want to talk about. The Washington Post is doing a fine job of that.

I want to talk about his attitude towards research. I think his position reflects something common in the general public that is really sort of troubling. I'll start out by saying that I don't think I've thought through this issue completely, so I may revisit it in a later post, but here are my preliminary thoughts:

First of all, museums have two broad goals that can sometimes come into conflict: to learn and to teach (or as SI puts it, to increase and diffuse knowledge). I suppose in this way they're sort of like universities. Both hire scholars with PhDs and expect them to do original research (learn) but both also expect them to impart some of their knowledge to other people (teach). Universities (even small liberal arts colleges) can focus more on the research, because the people they're teaching have already expressed some interest in being taught (after all, they've enrolled), and so on average, professors are probably expected to learn (publish) more. Also, in universities, academics are teaching the next generation of academics, so the new research (learning) they do is more easily translated to teaching.

Museums, on the other hand, must focus more on the teaching. In an ideal world, their audience is "Joe Sixpack" off the street. And if you're going to try to teach to someone that didn't even sign up to learn, your biggest challenge is just getting that person through your doors. So instead of just having a lecturer with a slideshow, museums organize shows. They try to be heavy on images and somewhat light on wall text, because honestly, as a frequent museum goer myself, I can tell you that people have a certain "museum stamina." It doesn't seem like it would, but a couple of hours standing around gazing at works of art really tires you out. To further induce people to go through those doors, museums try extra incentives. The Smithsonian has a particularly good one: its shows are free. Other incentives include multimedia displays (people are endlessly fascinated with dumb games on touch screen computers) and blockbuster shows (people never ever ever get tired of impressionists).

So you have two major problems. One is that an outsider like Small is really only familiar with the "teaching" side of museums. Granted, this is the bigger side, but research cannot be ignored, especially since at a minimum, someone should be verifying that what's being taught is correct. Curators are more than glorified fact-checkers, but they're also not just show-organizers. The other is that in solving the "getting people through the door" problem, museums can lose sight of the reason they wanted to get people through the door in the first place. If there's too much superficial fluff (both in terms of popular, but overdone shows, and in terms of stupid multimedia presentations) there's not enough teaching going on. An additional problem, not as much for the Smithsonian, but for almost every other museum out there, is that getting people through the door isn't only what allows you to teach, it's also what allows you to exist. Museums survive in part off of ticket sales and gift shop purchases.

These problems are worse because Small is from the business world. He was brought in to run the organization efficiently but he had no idea of what a amount of research spending would be efficient. So while he was off spending thousands of dollars on limo services and first class airplane flights, museum curators sometimes didn't have the budgets to even travel to see collections whose works they might borrow, or visit archives that they needed for research. Also, as a businessman, he was used to very concrete ways of measuring success. But the problem is, there's just not a good way to do that with museums. Is it better to have 5 million people walk in your doors to be able to say they've seen the Mona Lisa and buy a post card, or 5,000 people to walk through your doors and gain a deeper understanding of the Dada movement and discover for the first time, DuChamp's L.H.O.O.Q. A museum's goal is to teach, right? But you can't measure how much people have learned. What you *can* measure is how many people have gone through the museum's doors and how much they've spent. So that's what Small's been measuring. And the result? The one set of museums best situated to actually focus on original learning and teaching because of their unique position as a publicly funded institution have become increasingly less able to do what they were designed to do.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

shazza

Oh, I thought I'd share one more thing about my amazing haircut. When I asked for an appointment, I had to give them my name: Sasha. Not a terribly common name, but definitely not unique. The lady asked me to spell it, so I did: s-a-s-h-a. Exactly like it sounds. which somehow on her piece of paper became s-h-a-z-z-a. That is an unbelievably awesome name, but if you're going to ask me for the spelling, why don't you listen to my response?